you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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