some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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