He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
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u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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