Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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