and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Did we literally take a cab across the street
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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