cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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