You're so nebulous sometimes
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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