I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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