i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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