Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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