You can't motorboat a personality
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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