drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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