The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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