Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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