do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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