Don't you send me to vm
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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