I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i believe in u and ur pee
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
