Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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