Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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