Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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