Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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