We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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