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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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