Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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