i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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