You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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