I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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