i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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