I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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