Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
