this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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