Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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