we have officially mastered the walk of shame
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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