I don't think brook has ever known best
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize
