Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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