I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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