I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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