You just made me feel so damn special
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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