We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Drake has all the answers
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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