is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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