Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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