i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My dick has a subreddit
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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