Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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