conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I am one with the molecules
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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