Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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