Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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