So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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