So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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