Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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