You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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