If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
it's great music for shaving your balls
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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