Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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