Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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