i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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