I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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