the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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