I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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