I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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