dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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