you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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